Ahh, October is here and that means the beginning of several All- American activities; the baseball playoffs, leaf raking and serious political mudslinging. It is my favorite time of the year.  

Barack Obama wasn’t born or raised in Chicago but he learned his politics there. He learned the Chicago Democrat machine style of rough and tumble hardball campaigning. He learned the sweet science of having your 527s, PACs and other surrogates go out and play smash mouth politics while you sit back and remain above the fray. He learned the delicate art of parsing his words and using double meanings to his advantage. He also learned that most important lesson of Chicago politics which was espoused by Boss Daley: Vote early and vote often!

Now his campaign has brought that most sacred form of Chicago politics to Ohio. The Obama operatives in the Buckeye state including members of ACORN are committing voter fraud with the help of the Democrat Secretary of State and several liberal judges.  

They are actively bringing in out of state homeless people and registering them to vote. They are registering college students who are registered in other states. I don’t mind losing a fight but I don’t like to be cheated. I think we Vast Right Wing Conspiracy members have to bring a little of the Windy City to our political strategy, or in the words of Sean Connery in The Untouchables, “…they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital; you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.”

Here is how we do it. California is a lost cause for conservatives next month. The neighboring state of Nevada is up for grabs so if just several thousand fellow Right Wing Conspirators in California would wander across the border and take up residence and register to vote it could swing the state. New York is also a blue state but Western New York is heavily conservative. Western New Yorkers get out voted by the very liberal and heavily populated eastern part of the state every time there is a national or Senate election. If just a few thousand of those conservative voices moved over to Pennsylvania for a few weeks they could well swing the entire election to McCain. There are several Border States around Florida that are solid red states. You can’t tell me a few hundred good old boys in southern Georgia and Alabama couldn’t stock up their RV’s and move to Tallahassee for a few weeks and hang their chads at a polling place there. It is amazing to think that the movement of less than ten thousand Americans could shift a national election. Just a few hundred red necks from southern Georgia and Alabama could out vote the entire 36 million people in California. ACORN and the Democrats have known this for years it’s time the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy took a lesson from Chicago.